So I will let the menu (here) do most of the talking.
Here are some highlights of the Heart Attack Grill as I saw it in Downtown Dallas about an hour ago.
Customers, referred to as patients, are outfitted with a hospital gown and are weighted on by nurses. Orders or “prescriptions” are jotted down on a hospital band and your heart rate can be verified by a doctor with a stethoscope.
If you weigh in at over 350 pounds, you eat for free. They not only serve 8000 calorie hamburgers but shakes made of pure cream and unlimited fries cooked up in pure lard.
And just in case you need a beer and a smoke you can get it there too, but only PBR and Lucky Strike unfiltered smokes.
So, what do you think about the Heart Attack Grill?
